1. Poor People With Rich Taste
Your taste says "Pottery Barn", but your budget just says "barn".
2. Rich People With Poor Taste
You're starting to regret paying top dollar for that black velvet painting of Chihuahuas playing poker.
3. The Terminally Indecisive
You agonize over choosing between French fries and coleslaw, and 40,000 paint chips are about to push you over the edge.
4. The Brilliant-Yet-Disorganized
You found a new algorithm, but you can't find your socks.
5. First Time Home Buyers
Your new house feels like an empty stadium, only not quite as cozy.
6. Empty Nesters
You and your spouse are thumb wrestling to see who gets your kid's former bedroom for your new home office.
7. The Polygonally-Challenged
You've got rooms in every shape: triangles, pentagons, hexagons, heptagons, octagons, nonagons, and decagons, but no squares or rectangles.
8. Home Resellers
You're wondering whether lighting a vanilla candle at the open house will make your clutter magically disappear.
9. Hopeless Bachelors
You believe all furniture should come with built-in cup holders.
10. The Newly Married
You and your new spouse take turns sitting on your one and only chair.
11. New Parents
You're wondering if a changing table is an acceptable living room focal point.
12. The Newly Divorced
You have a piano bench (but no piano), a table lamp (but no table), and--inexplicably--five papasan chairs.
13. The Newly Remarried
You have twice as much furniture as you need and no idea how to coordinate your spouse's black leather sofa with your white wicker rocking chair.
14. Change Mongers
Your couch wears roller skates so you can move it around, yet your room still feels like it's stuck in a rut.
15. DIY Enthusiasts
You've got the passion and the power tools, but you're not sure just how much shiplap one house can handle.
16. Pet People
Dog or cat hair has turned your hardwood floors into wall-to-wall "faux shag carpeting".
17. Everyone Else
Every home needs a little Red Chair. Your home is no exception!
